me: how come I never get knitted socks??! (indignant face)
her: oh, Harry, you got a hat for Christmas
me: right, but then you knit him kilt hose, and then a sweater, and now more kilt hose
her: Harry, I'm dating Sasch. I'm not dating you. We just live together.
me: .......
her: anyway, you grumble about my knitting. He never grumbles.
me: its because he's a knitter. You're all crazy.
her: See? That's why you never get knitted gifts.
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